the episode in which tuxedo mask learns the joys and tribulations of motherhood after laying his first egg
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
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blessphemy asked: why don't you like insects insects are great. mandibles are great. anda WYEAH SEGMENTED BODIES
THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE YOU SARAH
dear atheist , if god doesnt exist, then how me a duck learn advance calculus
i’m going to put on my resume that i never reblogged the fluffy chicken post
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I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
relax. you are all a part of my penis
Sky Skimmer my favorite G2
I wasn’t gonna draw the feathers but gee tuu
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This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.
So beautiful.
uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me
THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY
So beautiful.
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