floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:
“ charlie is actually a watermelon
”

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

charlie is actually a watermelon

siggymcpissyface:
“ johorror:
“ I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
”
dear lord.
”

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)

image

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

still showering. its great.

im shOWERING. WITH JULIE. NOW.

sarah just spat on her own face

wwworldwide:

shampoo

shampee

(via bunei)

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

julie is crying because its may fourth. may the fourth be with you. 

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

Snoofles the gay panda + Jasper 5eva

I bet kids from Hogwarts totally do it in the shrieking shack all the time — Molly the centaur unicorn (via floorplan-ofmyheadandheart)

(via bunei)

flipspring:
“ inachisasuke:
“ jacobtheloofah:
“ nkfr:
“ oolongearlgrey:
“ rozurizo:
“ stegomastodon:
“ darktemplarfromhell:
“ That….is sick
”
For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.
”
The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the...

flipspring:

inachisasuke:

jacobtheloofah:

nkfr:

oolongearlgrey:

rozurizo:

stegomastodon:

darktemplarfromhell:

That….is sick

For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody.

The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first.

the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen

What the shit?

this is my headcanon for spades slick’s favourite weapon

“im all for gun control but I kinda want that”

(via blessphemy)