terriblebuttsex said: you’re wELCOME CASSIDY
wait this one is really good where are you finding these melon pictures i thought i had all of them???
the melon sculpture tag maaan
HOT DAMN

me racing to the melon sculpture tag rn
guys i lost a follower due to melons. what am i doing with my life.
if you can’t stand the melons, get out of cassidys blog
terriblebuttsex said: you’re wELCOME CASSIDY
wait this one is really good where are you finding these melon pictures i thought i had all of them???

flipspring said: skin it?
YOU KNOW WHAT SARAH
YOU KNOW WHAT
LETS BOTH GET UP REALLY EARLY TOMORROW SO YOU CAN COME TO WORK WITH ME BEFORE YOU HAVE TO CATCH YOUR FLIGHT.
I’LL LET YOU CHOOSE THE PRETTIEST MOTH IN THE MOTH CAGE AND YOU CAN KILL, PREPARE, AND EAT IT HOWEVER YOU LIKE
HOW DOES THAT SOUND
flipspring said: you can’t argue because i’m right
that is literally the worst argument for anything ever
i’m right in that you’d live out your life entirely unaware of the delicious flavor of moth if someone offered it up to you, simply because of a pointless and deeply ingrained societal expectation that prohibits the ingestion of insects
no i mean i bet like worms and crickets and stuff are fine but moths are like 80% scaly fuzz and the rest is GOOP THEY ARE CAPITAL G GROSS JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE
(via blessphemy)
floorplan-ofmyheadandheart said: i vote lets not eat the fuzzy moth. its fuzzy and like what nutritional value would you really get out of a thing that small anyway
MORE IMPORTANTLY LETS THINK ABOUT THE TEXTURE. I HAVE TOUCHED A LOT OF MOTHS and let me tell you the are a combination of fuzz, scales, and AWFUL GOOEY LIQUID OH GOD THEYRE SO GROSS
flipspring said: you can’t argue because i’m right
that is literally the worst argument for anything ever

blessphemy asked: you're just being closed-minded that moth could be delicious and you'd never know
NO
NO NO NO NON O NO NO N O NO NO N ON O NO NONONON N ON O ONON N ON ON O NON O N O NO NO NO N ON ON O O
NO!!! NO! no
a friend asked to borrow my notes to copy and i had a small heart attack because mY NOTES ARE MOSTLY MUSCULAR KYUBEYS
(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)
Obama just told me unicorns exist guys
um GUYS im starting to get to the point where my bag of jelly bellies is mostly cinnamon and licorice flavors whAT DO I DO





