At least once in his life, I’d think that Dirk would go to Jake’s island, just to make sure he was in the past.
kay if the government is watching me i just realized it’s probably less about the boring porn i watch and more about the fact that i’ve googled
- is necrophilia illegal
- if you light detergent on fire will it blow up
- corpse wax
- albert fish
- statutory rape
- cyanide pills
- how fast does it take for cyanide to kill you
- are there any poisons that can’t be detected
- satanism
- human sacrifice
- heaven’s gate
oops
it’s for my writing i swear to god
one time i searched “people getting hit by cars” on youtube for a short story i was writing and i felt like a criminal
Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone needs to read it because:
- If you are depressed, it will resonate with you like whoa.
- If you are not depressed, it will clarify some stereotypes about depression that need to be said. An explanation like this has been needed for a LONG time.
- If you know someone who is depressed, you’ll be better at interacting with them after reading this.
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(via fishy-lin)
IM SORRY BUT I CANT STUDY FOR THIS EXAM BECAUSE HALF THE LECTURE POWERPOINTS ARE IN FUCKING COMIC SANS
blessphemy asked: i'm hugging you gently and putting the blanket around your shoulders and telling you SLEEP OR STUDY!! u can doo it
dude its only 2:30 am this is my PRIME TIME! also i drank a liter of diet pepsi so. im studying a lil bit ps get your freakish ghostly california arms away from me john egbert
do you ever just want to teleport to a friend and just hug them so tight for hours or wrap them in a blanket and make them soup or a cake or something or anything
just
so
they
will
stop
being
sad
(via witchydarling)
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i have ONE FREAKING EXAM. ONE EXAM and its tomorrow and all i care about rn is that im gonna go see my brothers movie on sunday and the im gonna go HOME and see my boyfriend and my besties and rake in some leftover birthday loot and eat PESTO and CORN ON THE COB and sleep in my own goshdarn bed and that is why i ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STUDY
