“Admit it. We went to school together for four years and you didn’t even know me.”
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
its really sweet though
am
am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.
This is actually lovely.
(via witchydarling)
Valentines Day? More like Smirnoff-times Day, am I right?
That art style reminds me of Ava’s Demon.
that’s because Michelle, the creator of Ava’s Demon, drew it *o*
ejgc:
oh god every time this shows up on my dash
EVERY TIME
every time
jesus fucking christ
Oh my fucking god
Bronies don’t really bother me, to be honest, but I’m laughing so hard. Great use of editing, 10/10, would watch again
(via witchydarling)
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen
I want to rub it all over my nethers.
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via timeanustestified)