- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
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what a precious babe
Get that miniskirt shit out of here. If women feel the need to wear extremely revealing clothing, I feel the need to ignore them.
?????? ?? ?? ??? It,s just a drawin g???
if women feel the need to wear extremely revealing clothing, then women get to wear extremely revealing clothing whenever the fuck they want because holla if a woman wants to work it then a woman should work it
and besides i can assure you there is not a single woman on this earth going “ohhh nOOOOO tumblr user questingd20 is ignoring me better get my shit together and cover up so i can prove to them that i have some ‘self respect’”
because self respect is not defined in how short your skirt is
plus that skirt is fuckin’ cute as hell how are you even complaining
not to mention, the character in question is an alien vampire who fights with lipstick that turns into a chainsaw. i’d like to see you tell her she can’t wear that, questingd20.
what happened here
some bitch got served nick. some bitch got served.
my friend just made the typo ‘the walking dad’ and like
just a dad walking across a lonely deserted landscape, the ground cracked and sandy from drought. he tucks his pipe into the chest pocket of his red flannel shirt. ‘son,’ he says. ‘how was school.’ but there is no one else around. he continues walking. the walking dad.
(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
(via ticklemehomo)
Do you think the wizarding equivalent of Waffle House made its name selling hungover witches and wizards platters full of absolutely ginormous waffles except with the batter dyed a deep red?
Do you think there is a Kwaffle House?
come live with me uwu my mom might not like you but she can’t bitch at you about getting a jobcan we please just both go live with maddie
i love her whole family to bits and she makes me feel better
bring your cats
im not bringing my fucking cats
but other than that im on board
it’s okay i’ll keep them to myself
please can we just
please
yes
(via witchydarling)
pleasestopbeingsad:Street harassment is not a compliment.
THIS! i love being (and giving) compliments to strangers, but there is a HUGE difference in the way you say it.
YES ALL OF THIS
There’s a big difference between complimenting someone and implying you want to do something do them against their will.
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
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come live with me uwu my mom might not like you but she can’t bitch at you about getting a jobcan we please just both go live with maddie
i love her whole family to bits and she makes me feel better
bring your cats
im not bringing my fucking cats
but other than that im on board
it stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
where would you be working?? im confused bc im pretty sure thats an illegal amount of hours and idk if you are exaggeratingi don’t know yet, actually, since i haven’t gotten a fucking job
like i might try and get sundays off but still one day a week is pretty… eesh
what’s the legal limit? because i don’t actually know, and five eight hour days is forty…
haha ok i actually looked this up for you turns out there’s no legal maximum if you’re over 18 BUT if you work over 40 hours a week they have to pay you overtime and let’s be real no one’s going to want to pay an unqualified teenager overtime especially when unqualified teenagers are in abundant supply. SO end of story i wouldn’t worry about it your mom is crazy just worry about getting a job you probably won’t be able to get anything more than part-time anyway
