you know that feeling when you get really really pissed at your significant other for doing something stupid and thoughtless and you semi-resolve the issue over skype and you’re going to meet up a few days later to make up but then he has to cancel the date to put his 19-year-old cat to sleep and you’re really really sad and still a little angry and also horny and frustrated because you can’t yell at him or have sex with him because his cat is dead, which is really sad? yeah me too
LISTEN UP KIDS THIS IS IMPORTANT DONT EVER LET YOUR MOM GET SICK
BECAUSE THEN SHE WILL BE AT HOME 100% OF THE TIME AND SHE WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT TELL YOU YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT AND ASK YOU WHY YOU AREN’T AT YOUR PART-TIME JOB. AND SHE WILL COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT 3 AM TO TELL YOU TO GO TO SLEEP. AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BE NICE TO HER BECUASE ITS NOT HER FAULT SHES BEING SUCH A BITCH SHES FUCKING SICK AND STUFF.
THIS HAS BEEN A PSA TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR MOMS DON’T LET THEM GET SICK
Part 1 of a ton of pictures. Thanks Keith for taking all these pictures you’re a miracle.
(via timeanustestified)
in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants
I can’t tell if this an innuendo or legitimate relationship advice
(via the-noravirus)
Georgian traditional dance is crazy
tear this fucking club down
RIGHT IN THE SEXUALITY.
Spin to win.
This is why I side-eye White British/North American/Australian (basically UK-descended men) shit on dancing, especially men dancing saying it’s somehow unmasculine. Ain’t shit but sour grapes. Just because they suck at it, they gotta shit on it.
jesus christ.
I remember this style of dance being prominently featured on cirque du soleil. Dope.
I am not worthy holy shit.
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