Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz
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doooddd
I freaking love him.
He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.
He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.
He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.
Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.
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i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
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if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
no theyd both be dead. unless your boyfriend ate your dog. or vice versa
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“The first few acts of homestuck are so boring and slow it only gets good when the trolls come.”
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Joe’s kittens!! http://become-anything.tumblr.com/
Guys. Look at my kittens. LOOK AT THEM!
SIGNAL BOOST
if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free
DON’T CLICK IT
it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free
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gosh darn you sarah. gosh darn you to heck
do you ever just stop what you’re doing because you just really feel like you need to brush your teeth
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SARAH YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NO HELP
We’ve got some great news to share with you – The European Union (EU) agreed on Thursday to tighten their existing ban on shark finning, and to effectively close a final loophole in the ban on finning. With the change, shark finning will be forbidden by all vessels in EU waters and by all EU-registered vessels around the world. “Shark finning is one of the main threats to the shark population,” Sandrine Polti, policy adviser to the Shark Alliance, explained to the Huffington Post. “We’re now in a much better position to push for a global shark-finning ban.”