psdo:

descepter:

The innovative Nike Studio Wrap Pack was designed to help you make the most of workouts typically done in bare feet, including Nike Training Club Toned, yoga, dance and barre. Made up of a wrap, a ribbon and a flat, this three-part footwear system combines a barefoot feel with protection, traction, support and style.

Oh my god they’re adorable?!?!

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bootyshortscronus:
“ Aren’t they sweet? Got mpreg on the mind lately. Gonna write a sad little drabble where Once-ler gets preggo and then loses it.
”

bootyshortscronus:

Aren’t they sweet? Got mpreg on the mind lately. Gonna write a sad little drabble where Once-ler gets preggo and then loses it.

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hicupp:

peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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hicupp:

peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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terriblebuttsex:

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

all i saw nika was the word MOTH and then your tag i am 100% done with you

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aerostarmonk:

Cleverbot.com has been touted as one of the most advanced artificial intelligences ever. The website allows users to chat with the A.I. Cleverbot. But how good is it, really? I sat down with Cleverbot and collaborated on a movie script.

What follows is a movie written by a machine.

I tried to talk to Cleverbot just like I would with a human writing partner. I set up scenarios and Cleverbot provided all of the dialog content for the scene. 

Directed by Chris R Wilson. Starring Austin Hillebrecht, Britt Harris and Mad Martian. Edited by Zach Persson. Key grip, Tim Cogley

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week.

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Album Art

inkys:

inkys:

janey’s dad //(cover of stacy’s mom .. or stacy’s dad .. either one really.)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit

(happy belated valentine’s day from broadwayroxy ! thanks to eri for helping me understand audacity better. also haha this is my first time doing anything uhh out of the ordinary in terms of sound stuff. hope it turned out not too ridiculously questionable.)

janey’s dad is rly kinda rad [4x repeat combo]

janey id liekt 2 ;lelanr about ur fmaily-y-y-y-y (*family)
so hwy dont u send some childhood pictrues to me-e-e-e-e (*send them 2 me)
is that ur dad feeding you lunch w/ a spoon!!! (*with a spoon)
i wouldn’t mind if he put s/t in my mouth too-oo-oo-oo-oo (ok like im not tryin 2 b gross or anythign…)

no i know he doesnt even know my nmae
but im 15 an it’s time 2 get my game
on!!!!

janey’s dad is rlyy kinda rad
he’s all that i want + i want him so bad
she can go have jake, her dadll eat me liek a cake
i know it might b bad but i;m in love w/ janeys dad

jaenys dad is real y kinda rad [2x repeat combo]

janey do u remenbr our last viedo clal? (*video call)
i spent my tiem checkin out your dad inthe ha-a-a-a-all (*in the hall)
i tihnk he likes me, he kept wlakdkkgnig by (*walking by)
SO DIRTY, strutiting in that sluit and tie-ie-ie-ie-ie (*suit and tie)

and i know u think his only interest’s wahsing cars
but wait untitl this girl goes otu and take shim 2 a bar!!!!

jnaeys dad is really knida rad
hes all that i want and i want him so bad
she can go have jake, her dad;ll eat me like a caek
i know it mihtgt be bad but i’m in luvvv with janey’s dad

[insutrkmrental
*intostrumnetla
*fuck it]

janey’s dad is rly kinda rad (*hes really kinda rad)
he/s all that i want n i want him so bad (i just masturbated)
she can go haeve jkae, her dad will eat me like a cake
i know it might be sad
but im in love w/
jaeansy dad ah-ah ah-ah (im in love with) 
*jAENYES dad ah-ah ah-ah (plz just take me) 
*JANEY can’t you see ur just not the one 4 me 
i know it might be bad but i/m in love w/ janeys dad!!!

k so recently this got 10,000+ downloads on tindeck and i was like eh i dont even remember this being a good song but tbh i am kinda rocking out right now !!!!! im glad i ended up posting it

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ArtistInky
TitleJaney's Dad
AlbumHOMESLUT

terriblebuttsex:

rufiozuko:

So I’m flying out to DC in the morning… So, who wants to grab coffee on Friday? #DanteHangouts

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yes please!

yo im gonna be watching his blog like a hawk tomorrow to see if this is actually gonna happen

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emicago:

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