GUYS GUYS GUYS
I REALIZED WHY RUFIOH IS THE ONE THAT PUPATED WINGS.
BECAUSE HIS SIGN IS TAUROS AND HE DYED SOME OF HIS HAIR RED.
AND REDBULL
GIVES
YOU WINGS
motherfucker
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
What cuties
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas are perf.
Elephant Snails don’t look right.
They look like heroic survivors of a brutal mugging, where they got stamped on and shot in the head and the assailants got away with most of its shell which is probably now on its way to China because the Chinese economy has a high demand for snail shell building materials and that’s increasing the price which means unscrupulous bastards are mugging and stamping and shooting.
But they just happen to be really weird snails!
(via scishow)
(via the-noravirus)
