y’all reblog these big ass bugs and are like “LOOK AT THIS CUTE CRITTER" you know DAMN WELL if you saw that bug in your bed you’d scream and smash it with a shoe don’t fckin lie to me
whos-the-current-us-president:
it has come to our attention that one of our contributors jokingly posted yesterday that the current US president was “pope emeritus benedict XVI’s rapidly declining health condition.“ this is obviously false, as a concept cannot be the US president, and that specific contributor has been kicked from the group.
yesterday’s current US president: obama
today’s current US president: obama
thank you, pretty little liars gods, for having the four main characters fight over boys 0 times, judge each other’s sexuality 0 times, call each other “bitch” 0 times, act jealous of each other 0 times, say something negative behind each other’s backs 0 times
i tried watching dr who. i really did. i tried. but it was so awful. just really really bad, i was annoyed the entire time and the special effects were really bad and none of it was good i just really hated it
i just got a lot of hate
these are my favorite
The power of imagination, folks. Put your mind to it, and you can write anything!
By Greta Christina:
The first thing you need to know is this: I wrote “The Unicorn and the Rainbow" on a dare. Which, given that this is the one story in my new erotica collection that everyone remembers and everyone talks about, is a weird beginning. But it’s a true story.How did I forget to reblog this here?
OOoooo, I need to save this. I’ve written Silver Forest/Black Boar That Twists the Sky porn before, but crack is crack.
(via witchydarling)
Hilarious singer responded to rude YouTube comments about her small boobs. Remember, whenever you see a woman who is talented, smart, artistic, savvy, or a professional in her field, the most important thing about her will still be her looks and you must go out of your way to comment on her appearance!
(via timeanustestified)
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via funeral-gnome)
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
HEY GUYS! sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth holy shit. i was a little busy graduating, but hey it’s summer! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? MORE TIME TO DRAW OH YEAH \m/
(via timeanustestified)
I am the meanest mother fucker in the valley.
(via kidsbop)
