so syfy is premiering a new movie next week called sharknado
i’ll just leave you with this
(via kimojunk)
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
(via timeanustestified)
i like how you can pinpoint the exact moment he goes from “wow poor maizono” to “holy shit boobies”
to be honest i was worried that the dangan ronpa anime was an in-fandom joke like the homestuck anime
finally, a side view of aoi’s ponytail… now we know
what is this anime even about
BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS
(via bunei)
ive been up since 5 am im fucking exhausted yet for some reason im watching adventure time and eating daifuku instead of sleeping. why do i gotta be such a punk nerd
feet are like your hands’ fucking heinous cousins who everyone is super ashamed of because they’re total losers like they robbed a quicky-mart just fucking cause and they do dumb shit like try to fucking argue about misandry on the internet so your family literally covers them up man fuck feet