iwilleatyourenglish:
“ fuglydog:
“ “ Does anyone else find this poor creature as horrifying as I do?
From the bugged-out eyes to the weak pasterns..
Nightmare material.
”
“Teacup” just wasn’t enough so they devised the name “micro" to describe what...

iwilleatyourenglish:

fuglydog:

Does anyone else find this poor creature as horrifying as I do?
From the bugged-out eyes to the weak pasterns..
Nightmare material.

“Teacup” just wasn’t enough so they devised the name “micro" to describe what should have been abortions:

Here’s a normal baby chihuahua:

   When it comes to teacup breeding, the only standard is size. This means  all other criteria go out the window - genetics, eyesight, neurology, structure, joint health, digestion, immune system, all of the inner workings that make a dog function.

I can’t find the article of the cautionary tale I wanted to include, but this will do: http://www.barktopia.com/teacup.htm

i don’t find these poor dogs scary, just really, really sad

same

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koreanstudentsspeak:
“ C’mon
We Can Do Everything Bro!
”

koreanstudentsspeak:

C’mon

We Can Do Everything Bro!

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overhumor:
“ Notorious organized crime gang caught in action
”

overhumor:

Notorious organized crime gang caught in action

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did stephen king actually say this in spanish

did stephen king actually say this in spanish

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rufiozuko:
“ Dear Dante,
Hi, my name’s Anna and I just wanted to ask a few quick questions. I’m not sure if you’ve been asked these already, but… please bear with me.
First off, according to the website, you’ll be in Tampa for Metrocon from July 26th...

rufiozuko:

Dear Dante,

Hi, my name’s Anna and I just wanted to ask a few quick questions. I’m not sure if you’ve been asked these already, but… please bear with me.

First off, according to the website, you’ll be in Tampa for Metrocon from July 26th to July 28th, correct? I know it’s probably correct, but I just want to be absolutely sure, because if you are, then I will be bringing along an object that is very precious to me, to see if you’ll sign it. Which is my second question, if it’s alright to ask you to sign it.

Pictured above is me with said object, my VHS copy of Hook (which…. doesn’t have a case because it was that cardboard one that I think fell apart a few years ago, making me feel like crying). I cannot tell you how many times that particular tape has been played. I’m fairly certain that this particular movie made up about…. 60% of my childhood, and even today I’m pretty sure I can quote most of it from memory. (I might find my VCR and pop this baby in for a movie night, though, just for a refresher.)

(I also kind of seriously wanted to be you, as a kid, because ARGGHHHH YES. Rufio was the freakin’ coolest person I could think of. Probably still is. You’re really cool and you’ve definitely gone on to do more cool things since then. c: But I just wanted to throw that in there. Because I needed to look like an even bigger dork, I guess.)

But really, I’m getting way off-topic. I just really wanted to make sure it was okay to bring this tape and ask you to sign it, at the end of this month, because it IS really special to me and I don’t want to lose it or anything while at such a big convention.

And also tell you that you were an integral part of my childhood and thank you for being really awesome and I’m going to shut up now.

My other questions would involve the food fight scene from Hook, because that is still probably the most delicious stuff I’ve ever seen in my life, but I think this question is already getting WAY too long, so I’ll stop!

Sincerely,

Anna

P.S. I happened to read Homestuck and all (and I’m imagining a lot of people learned about you from there), but it’s pretty cool how well you took all the crazy that is that webcomic and the parts about Rufio. Just…. yeah.

_______________________________________________________________

thanks for the note…

i can’t believe you still have that VHS!!! More surprised it still works! My VHS machine broke awhile ago and I never got it replaced… but definitely bring it and i’ll definitely sign it.

can’t wait to meet you. 

DANTE BASCO IS LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MOST WONDERFUL MAN I’VE EVER MET I LOVE SEEING THIS SHIT ON MY DASH IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW HIM DO IT NOW IT WILL IMPROVE UR LIFE

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

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100wordsneversaid:
“ This is it ! I’m getting the very same as soon as our baby girl has a date ! @msfloonelly lol
”
that last one is fucking terrifying like do you really wanna suck your daughter’s boyfriend’s nipples while carressing his buttocks i...

100wordsneversaid:

This is it ! I’m getting the very same as soon as our baby girl has a date ! @msfloonelly lol

that last one is fucking terrifying like do you really wanna suck your daughter’s boyfriend’s nipples while carressing his buttocks i mean really how do you think she would feel about that

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khymeira:

LACE-UP CiRCLE by Peter Popps » Shoe Designer

Peter Popps never felt more the urge to design opposed to the mainstream cultural values as they are forced on us today.

The LACE-UP CiRCLE is a development inspired on avant-gardism, 60’s space-age design, personal futuristic transportation by magnets mixed with a touch of bondage. [source]

“mainstream cultural values as they are forced on us today” aka “the ability to walk”

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dabalearrozalazorra:
“ Just wondering: Are there any fellow Homestucks here in Magdeburg, Germany?
To everyone else ==> Jane and Roxy bff’ing! :-D
”

dabalearrozalazorra:

Just wondering: Are there any fellow Homestucks here in Magdeburg, Germany? 
To everyone else ==> Jane and Roxy bff’ing! :-D

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blueskyesandberets:

Existential Crisis by Julia Lepitet

This is one of the things that cheered me up today. :’)

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