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MEMO: All Staff, POETRY INC.
Dear colleagues,
It’s been another boom quarter for Poetry Inc. Poem sales have been strong. The sales of our anthologies of poems, which we printed on paper and made into a book, have also been strong. We sold a lot of poems this quarter, people. Well done.
I’d…
this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like
what
omg
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Here’s a little comic I did about some of the stupid teenager stuff I used to do growing up in the suburbs.
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u know those friends you jokingly insult all the time to the point where u dont even know how to be nice to each other anymore and you’re basically enemies
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daily reminder that “byakuya togami" can be rearranged to spell “okay i am gay but"
meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born
aint-nobody-got-time-for-that:
Things that should exist:
- magic
- time travel
- fictional characters
- superpowers
- talking pets
- magic potions
Things that shouldn’t exist:
- supremacy
- rape
- murder
- sexism
- homophobia
- racism
and uggs, don’t forget uggs
or crocs
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GIVEAWAY b/c why not
outgrew these docs and i figured someone else would totally benefit from having them since theyre rad af
inside the giveaway: 1 pr purple patent leather doc martins size ladies 10 (ya i know, if you have smaller feet than suck it up and wear socks theyre free shoes man)
rules: reblog (no likes) as many times as you wish but you MBF ME!!! ill check :) the winner will be picked on August 14th @ 12pm EST
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Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate
d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you
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