(via blessphemy)
I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out
SOMEBODY GENDER-SWAPPED THE VIDEO FOR BLURRED LINES AND IT’S THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Seriously, maybe people will now understand why the original video made me so uncomfortable…
(via witchydarling)
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.
Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal
“I wanna die doing It” I wink, applying my clown makeup and crawling into the drain
“Do Not Open”, box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark