damnit you guys

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blessphemy asked: not sorry nobody never going to stop tagging you in posts with bees in them

god fucking

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kaworusfreshkicks:

im the type of person who reads your typo out loud to you as soon as you make it

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pocketcucco:

when u tell someone u can’t do something or go somewhere and they demand a detailed explanation as to why

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  • Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
  • Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
  • *studio audience laughter*

miraculoustang:

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im sure all of you were bummed when you couldnt find out the practical uses of troll tits so i did some research and you will find that all of it is true and canon. 

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kurzz:
“ kurzz-deactivated20170507:
“ Item #: SCP-███
Object Class: Safe (?)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is currently located in ████ ███ (see SCP-██). The object is presently in bi-monthly use and under observation in the town’s radio...

kurzz:

kurzz-deactivated20170507:

Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: Safe (?)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is currently located in ████ ███ (see SCP-██). The object is presently in bi-monthly use and under observation in the town’s radio station. 

Description: SCP-███ is an antique broadcasting microphone, appearing to date to the mid 20th century. The object possesses an as of yet indeterminate level of omniscience when used by [NAME REDACTED]. 

The item also may possess some telepathic suggestion power, as when [DATA EXPUNGED] haircut, the barber responsible was [DATA EXPUNGED]

yeah my warmup doodle got out of hand…

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mistytpednaem:

exdreamerlydia:

OH MY GOD GUYS, HOMESTUCK TEAM RULES THIS YEAR IN FANDOM COMBAT, WATCH IT WATCH ITTTT!!

Really great video about Doc Scratch and Felt and Lord English and oh my god just watch it!! xD Xamag-chan outdid herself this year! Woooo Homestuck team!! 8DDD

I’M SO HAPPY

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

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