what if after the first class trial everyone goes to explore the second floor only to find a room filled with marijuana and they all agree not to tell ishimaru because they know he’ll bust them
and after that all the killing just stops because everyone is constantly blazed out of their fucking mind and ishimaru has no idea what the fuck is going on
DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS
do you ever just sit there and think wow………….i literally do not care about sports at all
it’s not my personal erotic fantasy i was joking about the anon…
this is the craziest fucking dildo, i couldnt even use it and i still want it
i wanna wear it like a crown or something goddamn
oh my god they’ve crossed the threshold from dildoes to beautiful abstract sculpture
so glad they are doing doublepeens now
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
quasi-buttsex.
…I wonder how that would work.
Probably just feeling someone’s butt through their clothes for a long time.
i’m a fan of quasi-buttsex but mine would be sweet hard buttsex and overall i’m very happy with my life
natebuttsex
iwillearyourbuttsex
no please i never wanted this
i tried but nothing happened
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
when a creepy guy stands really really close to me and breathes down my neck my vagina stitches itself closed
or perhaps, when every feminist spits on me, we can use the the hardened saliva to join together and form MechaFeminist, a being so powerful that we can crush the patriarchy with a single blow
every feminist should spit on me. i will bathe in their sweet, righteous saliva and absorb the twin spirits of justice and liberation. i will grow more powerful than you can ever imagine
Anonymous asked: do you really think that a woman should end up with a guy who has been kept away from the world long enough to become delusional and have had no contact with any other person besides herself and that persons "master"? Someone who clearly has a lot of issues they have to go through before they have a healthy relationship? Well who cares! Everyone knows he didn't end up with her cause Disney hates ugly people. Great job, every feminist should spit on you.
I never thought my first anon hate would be “Great job, every feminist should spit on you." If it hadn’t ended like that I’d be able to respect their opinion– they obviously spent a lot more time thinking about the character’s psychology than I did. But really, friend. Take some deep breaths. I’m just an extremely feminist stranger who happens to have a different opinion on a mid-nineties animated film.
But you know what, buddy? i just spat on my hand. Just a little bit. Just for you. I hope you feel better