Only a few people in the whole universe can play one of these, and they’re not very good at it.
(via degenerate-perturbation)
when someone you like says that no one likes them
My internet isslow and I can’t see the pic, but something tells me this is the Doctor saying “I do!”
it’s hinata hajime holding an orange juice and looking sarcastically accepting of whatevers going on
this is making me so uneasy
yeah im uneasy too because that goldfish needs a tank about twice the size of that, with flat sides, a filter, and some decorations to hide behind also who the FUCK buys gravel to match the color of their fish that’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen i hate everything about this picture i hope its just photoshop
(via kidsbop)
I was so skeptical of Night Vale two weeks ago and then this brat just wormed his way into my heart. How I loathe heart worms!
Cecil, you cutie. We all hate and love your adorable voice.
(With obvious influences from wallabri’s drawings.)

SPREAD THE WORD:
Live fish and small turtles sealed in plastic key chains have become popular items sold at subway entrances and train station across China. Chinese online newspaper Global Times reports that one fish and nine turtle rings are sold every five minutes.
Those living key chains are considered good luck charms by many Chinese, but what I see is pure animal abuse. According to vendors, the colored water contains nutrients that allow fish and turtles to live inside for months. While it may be true, here’s another fact: those poor creatures won’t survive for very long, due to the lack of oxygen.
If you are in China and you see someone selling living key chains: buy as many as you can and free the poor creatures from their tiny plastic cage.
You can also CLICK HERE and sign a petition that will (hopefully) stop this cruelty.
15-year-old Marlin Shank photographed this extremely rare albino ruby-throated hummingbird in a park in Staunton, Virginia. See more pictures here, and read an interview with the photographer here.
Photo: Marlin Shank/naturefriendmagazine.com
(via witchydarling)
8abe:
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
IT HAS RETURNED
what appaened was i had a dream that tegan squeezed my pet hamster to death with her bare hands and afterwards sarah and their like band manager were just like “yeah tegan really doesn’t like animals” and my friends were like yeah molly everyone knows she doesn’t like animals and i was like THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE??? OH GOD ITS TWISTED CORPSE WAS SO TINY IT WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY LITTLE TOE AND ALL PURPLE THAT’S HOW HARD SHE SQUEEZED IT I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
oh god i can’t even LOOK at pictures of hamsters or tegan and sarah anymore thanks cassidy




