I always listen to podcasts etc while i work but now that i work in a skeleton warehouse its of utmost importance that i have my noise canceling headphones blasting bc I don’t want to hear any skeleton noises. And i hope that if there are other alive people around (i can’t tell if they are bc the skeleton warehouse is full of rows and rows of 15 foot tall white cabinets) they are also working with headphones on bc i am farting openly

oceantoyz:

A 1980 Hallmark sheet of heart-themed stickers.ALT

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jeezypetes:

I’m so bored i want to do lunch break but I’m feeling nauseous and I don’t wanna walk all the way across the building but also if i have to inventory another baggie full of archeologically significant pebbles i will start screaming so instead I’m up here running down my phone battery 🤪

I’m gonna start eating shell fragments i need them in my gizzard

demolitionwizards666:

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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I’m so bored i want to do lunch break but I’m feeling nauseous and I don’t wanna walk all the way across the building but also if i have to inventory another baggie full of archeologically significant pebbles i will start screaming so instead I’m up here running down my phone battery 🤪

armthearmour:
“Wavy bladed, jade hilted Khanjarli with silver inlaid floral patterns, India, ca. 19th century, housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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armthearmour:

Wavy bladed, jade hilted Khanjarli with silver inlaid floral patterns, India, ca. 19th century, housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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fyanimaldiversity:

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Xanthic alligator gar (Atractosteus spatula) [x]

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Oooooomg i just saw the tiniest little pinkest babiest spider drifted in front of my eyes like I couldn’t even tell what her silk was attached to and she was floating around on imperceptible breezes….