lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

caterpillars actually have more than twice as many muscles as humans! believe me im not a scientist but i work at a caterpillar lab

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momga:
“ もふもふ。kawaii!
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momga:

もふもふ。kawaii!

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stannisbaratheon:

live-action modern day “the lion king”
NEW YORK, 1960s. The civil rights movement reaches its crest. Mufasa, a prominent activist leader in the city, clashes against his younger brother Scar, himself a prominent leader of the mafia underground. Politics against politics, brother against brother; Mufasa dies, Scar reigns. A new law governs New York in the 70s: blood and bribery.

Idris Elba as Mufasa, Michael K. Williams as Scar, Naomie Harris as Sarabi, Jaden Smith as Young Simba, Amandla Stenberg as Young Nala (not giffed), Taraji P. Henson as Timon, Mo’Nique as Pumbaa, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Older Simba, Kerry Washington as Older Nala, John Boyega as Kovu, Zoe Kravitz as Kiara.

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urbancatfitters:

how to pack for college

  • just keep yelling “why do i have so much stuff”
  • deny the fact that u have to pack
  • play music rlly loud
  • put a bunch of stuff in a box and leave the box on ur bed for at least 5 hours
  • stare at the box sometimes and cry
  • look at everything u own and cry
  • lie down the floor and dont get up at all ever dont do it

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blackbruise:
“  ‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’
”

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

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fartgallery:
“ ipostfun:
“ erotic dots
”
pen in one hand, penis in the other
”

fartgallery:

ipostfun:

erotic dots

pen in one hand, penis in the other

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lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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one of my books for school is described as “a 700-page joy to read” goD FUCKING DAMN IT

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terriblebuttsex:

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holy shit i didn’t know how much i needed this

10/10 would reccomend v useful

ur welcome im glad u saw it here bc i dont think it all fit into your askbox

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