“if a wasp ever comes up to you just stay perfectly still”
“what the heck that’s the mos—”
[wasp’s moustache falls off and he quickly buzzes away]
So many times
the biggest mistake one can make is probably starting a massive forest fire, or a meltdown at a nuclear power plant, or invading another country because of faulty intelligence. don’t beat yourself up because you forgot you were special; it’s not that big of a deal. at least you haven’t killed hundreds of thousands of people (unless you have, in which case you should feel terrible)
(via karmasoma)
Katy Perry - Killer Queen (Jonas Åkerlund Director’s cut)
The best way to describe my Cecil cosplay shopping experience would probably be “Yes, that’s a pretty ugly tie… but you need to understand, I’m not looking for an ugly tie. I’m looking for an aggressively hideous and vaguely disconcerting tie. You know, something that makes you slightly uneasy to look at, something inscrutable or subtly reminiscent of viscera. Your viscera, at that.”
Lol I like to imagine they have some type of magical wizard cams to follow them and project the image for the audience, but that can’t because then all the shady stuff that happens in the last task would be irrefutable
(via slipstreamborne)
blessphemy asked: no i don't need help i just have a highly refined sense of humor
same