cosmo tip #651

expertcosmotips:

bazinga shirts exist so you know who not to date

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

if i make my end-of-summer follower goal im changing my url to jeezypetes. if not im still changing it but idk what to/ when

pinkiepony:
“ pinkiepony:
“ Thing I drew
”
Im bored so I’m self-promoting my own stupid art
”

pinkiepony:

pinkiepony:

Thing I drew

Im bored so I’m self-promoting my own stupid art

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nitramp:
“ you are not alone.
”

nitramp:

you are not alone.

(via theseadorkablethings)

i’ll never reblog any of those “reblog if you ___” post bc i HAte it when ppl tell me what to do

another thing i found last night and i’m still. completely bewildered

another thing i found last night and i’m still. completely bewildered

idk these are the only two reviews for the “find 10 unicorns” shirt shown above i thought this was really funny at 5 am

celesse:

sushizilla-deactivated20180531:


A baby Zonkey — a cross between a Zebra and a donkey — named Ippo has been born at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy. Ippo is the foal of a male zebra who was adopted from a failing zoo and an endangered donkey breed from Amiata. “Ippo is the only one of his kind in Italy,

This little guy is adorable, but most importantly, he solves an age-old riddle: Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Ippo is GREY with black stripes, so obviously zebras have black stripes and not white stripes.

THANKS, IPPO!

(via witchydarling)

poppyspine:

releasethemurderbirds:

Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”

I feel like my life is complete.

you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.

(via moonry)

bleedgold:
“ Not only does this California Kingsnake at the Moscow Zoo have two heads, it’s also an albino. Zoo officials say two-headed snakes are a one-in-a-million occurrence and usually don’t survive in the wild.
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bleedgold:

Not only does this California Kingsnake at the Moscow Zoo have two heads, it’s also an albino. Zoo officials say two-headed snakes are a one-in-a-million occurrence and usually don’t survive in the wild.

(via witchydarling)