Nailed it.
I’m sorry, but this is one of the best onion articles I have ever read.
(via witchydarling)
Carlos and his team of scientists.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS?”
OH MY GOD
(via astrakiseki)
then that’s totally cool
just thought I’d let you knowSorry I can’t get over how attractive you are.
Ohmygoodlooking wowiewow
I CANT NOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT. YOUR FACE IS LITERALLY MY DRAWING STYLE WTFH YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LADY
(via morbidcupcakes)
those god damn bisexuals are so greedy, hoarding all the royal jelly for their bisexual queen. sticking their ovipositor into anything that moves. laying their eggs in tarantulas so their parasitic young can- wait that’s wasps? wait what did-
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
I know Macklemore is reaching zenith exposure levels right now, and absolutely every individual is entitled to feel however they feel about something, but I’m getting really tired of seeing Same Love being dragged up and down my dash, and I’ll tell you why:
Same Love was…
(via witchydarling)
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
WhatHOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
Favourite BTVS Speeches:
↳ Rupert Giles, Innocence.#remember that time a teen girl had sex on a show and it crashed and burned but her father figure was like ‘i think you made a good call’#like legitimately ‘based on the evidence- hitting that was 100% understandable and i support you’#oh - oh you were expecting an ‘i told you so’ or some kind of slut-shaming#LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO RUPERT F*CKING GILES
(via astrakiseki)
