what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?
he got 12 months
crime isnt a joke
on the bright side when my hair was done bleaching all the brown was gone but the pink from the last time i did pink was still there at the top and i looked like a Sexy Cockatoo Lady
this is NOT the color purple i wanted fuck fuckf ufck fuck FUCK FUCK ME
‘Star Drunk,’ a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)
Written drunk. Acted drunk.this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
yeah man… feel the BURN (of bleach chemicals irritating your sensitive scalp ow ow OW)
I LOVE FOCO COCO
I can’t wait to go to school and get drunk and reblog pictures of naked stormtroopers and fruit.
me too cassidy. me too

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.
swiggity swag the melon stag




