what if you were sitting and you farted so hard you made lift off
i guess that’d make you an asstronaut
NO BUT THERE WAS A FILM AND THIS WAS THE PREMISE
Are we gonna ignore that Ron Weasley starred in the fart astronaut film??
STRANGE BUT COOL:
Scientists have recently unearthed these crystal penises buried in various places in the US. These crystal penises have been carbon dated and it’s shown they’ve been here since before the vikings visited America thousands of years ago. They’re perfectly sculpted and show gorgeous anatomy, an advanced understanding of the human atatomy that only an advanced civilization could accomplish. These crystal penises are typically found around important historical sites such as the Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. People digging up these crystal penises have reported visions and a burning sensation on their hands when touching them. These crystal penises are shrouded in mystery, and scientists as well as archaeologists are working around the clock to find out as much as they can, as these may have the same origins as the crystal skulls from Mayan civilization.
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“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but the Space Cat War will be fought with a Nintendo DS.”
― Albert Einstein
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i have LOST INTERESST in conversation now im just waiting for everyone to come watch tv
Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale Ep. 12, “The Candidate”
…This is one of the most comforting things I’ve ever heard.
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the fandoms of tumblr | be brave
There’s a range of things to pull from this: be brave in the face of death, be brave for other people, be brave enough to go for someone you love, be brave enough to sacrifice yourself, be brave after loss, be brave in the face of your enemies, be brave in social situations, be brave of your abilities. Just be brave.
[Edited by me and my sister. We put as many fandoms in as we could manage.]
okay no but what made me start crying
was that it basically sounded like all of those characters and people were saying
we’ve been through it
we’ve been brave
but what we really want now
is to see YOU be brave
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why haven’t i seen the fox song on my dash yet
im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good