these melons are pretty swell, no crazy wizards fucking them up or turning them into mini melons, these ones are all natural melons
All I need is my melons, a longboard and some lube then I’m good to go
I covered honey all over my face and my dog licked it off and his tongue got in my mouth… Does that make me gay?
fucking love melon.
Fuck it I want that shit smeared on my body
(via melon-king)
water melon. air melomn. earth melon. but everything changed when the fire melons attacked
(via blessphemy)
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST goddamnit
i can second that claim
was this reallly…. where it all began??? but how
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST goddamnit
(via krawps)
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
(via funeral-gnome)
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
>:( apparently my boyfriend is LEGITIMATELY ANNOYED by fish puns…. our relationship is over