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Unicorn Tops at Dolls Kill
skittymilk said:
Some of those tops can be bought directly from The Mountain for $20 instead of $25 o:
I find their site to be so confusing, but yea you’re def right: The Mountain

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September 9th, 2013 at 9:43PM

Beware the autumn people… For some, autumn comes early, stays late through life…For these beings, fall is the ever normal season, the only weather, there be no choice beyond. Where do they come from? The dust. Where do they go? The grave. Does blood stir in their veins? No: the night wind. What ticks in their head? The worm. What speaks from their mouth? The toad. What sees from their eyes? The snake. What hears with their ear? The abyss between the stars. They sift the human storm for souls, eat flesh of reason, fill tombs with sinners. They frenzy forth. In gusts they beetle-scurry, creep, thread, filter, motion, make all moons sullen, and surely cloud all clear-run waters. The spider-web hears them, trembles- breaks. Such are the autumn people. Beware of them. — Ray Bradbury, “Something Wicked This Way Comes” (via 24-alpha-24)

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September 9th, 2013 at 9:41PM

daftwithoneshoe:

averagebare:
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls

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September 9th, 2013 at 5:56PM

pentagrampa:

just hangin at the virgin convention

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September 9th, 2013 at 5:55PM

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September 9th, 2013 at 1:43PM

witchydarling:

so alex has the same symptoms as me and having been to student health his first suggest is get tested for mono
molly did you give me fucking mono
this recurring sore throat has been a thing ever since we got each other sick

i’ve never had mono??? wth nika

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September 9th, 2013 at 1:59AM

ok WOW i have to go to school tomorrow… and then meet a cute puppy… later hares

#i meant hetaers #fuckf'ertker

September 9th, 2013 at 1:53AM

terriblebuttsex:

water melon. air melomn. earth melon. but everything changed when the fire melons attacked

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September 9th, 2013 at 1:49AM

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:
floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:
jeezypetes:
visiblecc1:
fuglypudding:
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST goddamnit
i can second that claim
was this reallly…. where it all began??? but how
I’m don’t know how we made the jump from elemelons to melon porn but it happened

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it happened

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September 9th, 2013 at 1:49AM

Someone once asked me what my favorite melon was, well you see it isn’t the one I love the most, it’s the melon that loves me the most, the melon that tucks me in a night and calls me beautiful, the melon that pushes my hair behind me ear and calls me perfect the melon that puts up with me on my worst day, the melon that will always love and care for me. I fucking love cantaloupes. — (via melon-king)

4 notes #an oldie but a gooodie #melon porn

September 9th, 2013 at 1:48AM

melon-king:

now they are fucking making square melons, what kind of stuff are they gonna make next, toasters that fucking toast 3 toasts. no thats fucking not cool i like my melons round, now they are making them fucking square i dont get those fucking asian’s thinking just cause they are superior in technology they can tamper with my favorite fruits, NO THATS NOT COOL WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A FUCKING THING

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