We have enough childrens media about how the most important thing is to be yourself we gotta start making childrens media about how if there’s something bad going on in your life or brain you should talk about it to anyone who will listen

cipheramnesia:
“ e-seal:
“ mastersofthe80s:
“David Cronenberg and Clive Barker
”
Who are the dudes holding them?
”
Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld
”

cipheramnesia:

e-seal:

mastersofthe80s:

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

(via officialcountdooku)

Pretended not to notice my two coworkers at the train platform on my way home… sorry lads I’m off the clock i am just thinking about how excited i am to go home and be alone with the wart on the bottom of my foot

headspace-hotel:

draculagerard:

the word sheepish is so funny. like 🐑 baa

we should do this with more animals

rongzhi:

Since it frequently gets commented on in other posts: the choice of bgm is because Jingle Bell Rock doesn’t necessarily have the same cultural significance in China (or at least not to OP) so it’s not particularly recognized as a holiday/winter song

English added by me :)

(via is-the-owl-video-cute)

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

hey bud, i know you gotta do laundry, but all of us here in the old brain box decided we really need to see how you would comport yourself at a stand-up show if the comedian was doing crowd work and started heckling you. yeah out loud please.

thefaeriefolk:
“ Fairy with crystal orb by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite
”

thefaeriefolk:

Fairy with crystal orb by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite

(via intergalactic-romantic)

homoqueerjewhobbit:

luminarai:

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

I don’t think this goes far enough. I think we should give the grandmas guns.

(via excusemethatsnotcanon)

mapsontheweb:
“Spanish and Portugal regions compared to US states with similar population.
by geo.universe
”

mapsontheweb:

Spanish and Portugal regions compared to US states with similar population.

by geo.universe

oarfjsh:

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fig. 1-3: a visual reminder that these animals are mostly just a tube of poop with fancy stuff around it. egg sacs also appear dark against the light.

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fig. 4&5: lets appreciate some details. the spines on the tail & along the inner edge of the carapace. two bean shaped eyes and the third dot-like eye. the fine red lines running from the head down its back left & right to the center are ducts of the osmoregulatory organs.

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fig. 6: the clearest shot of the gill… leg… things ive managed yet (they move fast)

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fig. 7: slightly fuzzy picture that is trying to demonstrate that you can see the individual eggs in the pouch

dalle2:

“Macro photography of a very tiny dog on a wet leaf, 4k award winning”

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I know its not the summerhaters’ fault its so cold outside i know y’all don’t control weather. But I’m still mad at you