why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
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i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying
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Darwin’s timelessly amusing list of the the pros and cons of marriage, illustrated in a new graphic biography.
I highly recommend viewing the original list as written by Charles Darwin the bachelor, somehow Darwin’s own hand makes it even funnier.
My favorite, no question: “Better than a dog, anyhow.”
I agree. I love my dogs, but my wife has them beat.
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what i’ve done here is quite the crossover, oh boy
also my roommate just woke up for some reason and she was like… have you been up ALL NIGHT? its THREE AM
omg i’m looking through my gchats from 2007 for my memoir project and i thought they were gonna be EXCRUCIATING but actually they’re mostly just… cute?? like i was p funny and smart for a 12 year old… and im just like yeah, you go, lil me… you flirt with that boy