tsungere:

things to say during sex;

  • ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
  • wa pa pa pa pa pa pow
  • hatee hatee hatee ho
  • joff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff
  • jacha chacha chacha chow
  • kraka kaka kaka kaka kow
  • a hee ahee ha hee
  • a oo oo oo ooo

(via moonry)

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

(via krawps)

i feel a special affinity for the countries i’ve had to do school projects on

The Big Bang Theory shows geek culture the same way that 50 Shades of Grey shows BDSM culture.

(via dezi-desire)

OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

(via benaddicted4life)

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. — Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril (via brytta)

(via kavvka-deactivated20171211)

ifeelbetterer:

the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.

(via crystalgardian)

estupidin:

I’ve always liked jellyfish, even tho they can be scary as hell sometimes.

(via iminmyowncorner)

josiahfiles:

dad mouth.  smashdad

(via floorplan-ofmyheadandhart)

the-rogue-0f-light:

experiencelinesmyemptypockets:

Guys.

Hussie

bought

the bunny.

image

He bought

the fucking bunny.

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This is the single greatest moment in our collective fandom’s history.

VICTORY

(via funeral-gnome)

(via grumsal)

tastefullyoffensive:
“ To the point advertising in Thailand. [via]
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tastefullyoffensive:

To the point advertising in Thailand. [via]

(via the-noravirus)