ishimarusextips:

I said a curse word once and then I died so what does that tell you

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how the hell do you cancel a show like this

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ishimonyo:

do bunnies ever feel bad about themselves?? like are they ever like„ ” im a bad bunny„, im no good bunny” and their friends are like no way u da bes and then they sing each other lullabies

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my roommate just told me she made the “executive decision” not to allow food in the room because SHE SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY STUFF ANND WAS ANNOYED THAT SHE HAD TO CLEAN IT UP

supermerwholocked:
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“ davids-high-kick:
“ He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as...

supermerwholocked:

itsjustmemyselfandtime94:

bunsterjonez:

davids-high-kick:

He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

He usually travels with his Captain Jack costume wherever he films because that way he can visit hospitals in the area in costume. He says it makes the kids happy and he gets to practice his improv skills at the same time.

Johnny Depp everybody

This man seriously. He is so perfect

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Thanks. It has pockets!

- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via misandrwitch)

truth.

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wreckingbally:

luciddrugs:

wreckingbally:

Welcome to Night Vale is a free podcast in the style of community radio set in a strange, Twilight Zone-esque town called Night Vale.

What do you need to know?

  • You can listen to it on itunes for free or listen to it here (scroll all the way down to the bottom for the first one).
  • Each podcast is 20-30 minutes long.
  • New ones are posted on the 1st and 15th of the month.
  • The broadcaster’s name is Cecil.
  • It’s weird. Get used to that.
  • Yes, the weather section is just music. But it’s awesome music.
  • No, Cecil having a third eye, tentacles, moving tattoos, etc. are not canon. These are all fanon interpretations of him. There’s no canon description other than that he has a face with a nose and eyes and mouth, and he’s neither tall nor short, thin nor fat.
  • Carlos is perfect.
  • Desert Bluffs is a rival town. They suck.
  • Sit up when you’re listening to it. Cecil’s voice is smooth and sonorous, and it can put you to sleep.

Why listen to it?

  • There’s queer representation in the form of our host, Cecil.
  • Cecil’s love interest is a POC. And perfect.
  • Cultural appropriation is fucking slammed.
  • The fandom is amazing and produces beautiful art and graphics.
  • It’s funny.
  • It’s unlike anything you’ve ever heard before.
  • There’s a floating cat.

I wish someone would tell me how to get into Welcome to Night Vale when I cant concentrate/listen to something without visuals like looking at a person’s lips move or gestures.

People have said that reading the transcripts help them concentrate while listening.

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anxiousmonster:

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joriontel:

gailsimone:

ohmagrathea:

Gail Simone’s short story for the Time Warp #1 anthology. I’m not a huge fan of Simone’s ongoing work but I have to say, her short stories are wonderful. Thank you for this one. 

Art by Gael Bertrand, published by Vertigo.

I was very proud of this story, with amazing art by Gael Bertrand. My first Vertigo piece!

That was beautiful.

holy heckaroonie this is amazing

wow this is really great!

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i just ate an ENTIRE CAN OF SPAHGTEI OS