i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever
i hope “belligerent beanpoles” doesn’t count as nonacademic language bc i like i and im leaving it
blessphemy asked: tough choice. murder or sleep? murder or sleep?
this question echoes through sarahs brain forever
we have a black president and now an indian miss america? it is almost as if this country has no single ethnic identity and is actually an amalgamation of
severalmany different ethnicities and cultures
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A tiny baby otter having a little drink. I love his little hands helping to hold up the bottle!
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one time catherine zeta-jones gave my friend a bottle of perfume in canada
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murder me
can i liveblog it
too soon, cassidy
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blessphemy asked: you ok?
im writing about murderers but i wanna sleep
i can’t believe there are upperclassmen at my university who like. don’t start a new paragraph for quotes or even bother Capitalizing the first letter
These posters are in the stalls of the bathrooms at my university (at least in the ladies, I haven’t asked anyone if they’re in the gents too. I hope so though). Thank you National Union of Students for doing it right. If only they put these posters up in all public bathrooms
Firefly, smashing tropes.
#this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say go on without me #but he’s like you get the fuck down here and save my ass do you understand
I fucking love Firefly.
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My Little Pony: Academy of Hope and High School Students of Despair