Dog Finds A Tiny Kitten, Risks Everything To Save Her
Animal control officers in Anderson, S.C., thought that a barking shih tzu was stuck in a ravine. Turns out, she was there nursing and protecting a tiny abandoned kitten she had found.
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So, you know that new Pope that everybody talks about like he’s some progressive superhero? He just excommunicated a priest for advocating gay marriage and women’s ordination.
Womp womp.
ugh
Wow what a shocker….
In other groundbreaking news, water is rather damp and space is quite large.
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it must be really hard to be a farmer and have to constantly resist the temptation to pretend that your pitchfork is a huge regular fork and everything is giant food
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. - Stephen King
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@KathleenMRooney Most mind-blowing fact I’ve encountered all month, scurvy-related or otherwise.
oh.
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President Obama has made all guns illegal because everyone started shooting at the sun all of a sudden. “What if they hit the sun. How would everyone see my muscles” said Obama as he saucily flexed before a group of journalists
My mom bought this and then bought a second one for my aunt after she tried to use one to her and she didn’t understand.
My dad bought this a while ago and I can confirm this is a real item that is available for purchase.
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mean girls 2 is the best mean girls movie in the saga
Yesterday I did shrooms for the first time with Derek and it was beautiful and funny and amazing. Afterwards I realized I’m just a little whale lost in a big ocean and we had shitty boxed macaroni and cheese and green tea and smoked grape flavored hookah. He played “Wasting My Time” by Phish on his guitar and taught me how to play “Mary Had a Little Lamb.” I had purple hair and this is all very very very important