psdo:
This is a real website where you enter a name and it generates a hypothetical penis, complete with dimensions and an elaborate nickname
I know what you think I’m putting in but I have actually not recovered from my bewilderment sufficiently to put in anything
This is the most immature thing I will ever reblog but this is also the hardest I’ve laughed all day.
(via witchydarling)
i just saved the url snooflanti-tatuna… SUCK MA DICK
“do you ever think about what it would be like if you had huge spider legs coming out of your shoulder blades”
winner of most illegal thing ever is a gun shooting a sword. winner of least illegal thing ever is oatmeal
(via meladoodle)
THROBBING LAVENDER MAN-FRUIT THING
SNUFFLES THE TALKING GAY PANDA
*SNOOFLES
“the raven” only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog
once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—
while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,
as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—
“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—
only this and macklemore.”
(via morbidcupcakes)
The Fish Bowl
Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fishSprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.
One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!
Source: Me and my husband, because we are alcoholics. We got the idea from 50 First Dates and Genghis Grille Image: Google https://www.google.com/
This makes me think of Dana, my freshman year roommate
(via the-noravirus)
Check out these crazy frenchies!!!! They did a photoshoot based on my Sailor Moon biker chicks with ACTUAL BIKES!!!! AH-mazing. My week has been made!
(via fishy-lin)