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I’M CRYING DON’T TOUCH ME
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HES SO CUTE I CANT ANYMORE
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“Sex isn’t real”, Reagan sighed as he drew his Katana.
What?
I said that Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States of America, said, in a sigh, that sex is not real, while simultaneously withdrawing his Katana, a type of Japanese sword, from its sheath.
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tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
50 shades of grey dream cast
steve buscemi as christian grey
john travolta as anastasia steele
written and directed by quentin tarantino
soundtrack by seth rogen laughing throughout the whole film
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A three-day old abandoned female sea otter pup is rescued by the Monterey Bay Aquarium. “Saving Otter 501” airs on NATURE on PBS on Wednesday, Oct 16: http://youtu.be/x-3ECtObdH0
AAAAHHHH
I repeat, AAAAHHHH.
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