hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
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whats your heart for? decoration? can i put roses in there? right now it does a lot of dripping. if you touch my skin your hand comes away heavy with gross green stuff, and that stuff comes directly from my heart, and the doctor told me that’s okay and i’ll be fine they said i just have a shitty heart
Catherine the Great’s sexually charged furniture, read more on www.sangbleu.com
http://sangbleu.com/2013/10/16/catherine-the-great’s-erotic-cabinet/
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On this week’s installment of “Joe Biden Parody or Actual Thing Joe Biden Did”
sexy politicians
Report: Skull discovery could rewrite early human evolution
NBC News: The human family tree may be much simpler than previously thought, a newly released report finds.
The report, which was sparked by the discovery of a 1.8-million-year-old skull, suggests that specimens that were previously thought to represent several different human species might actually be different-sized individuals of the same species.
The fossil, known as Skull 5, was found in separate pieces at an evacuation in Dmanisi, Georgia. The skull had a relatively small braincase and a larger face. According to researchers, if the braincase and face had been found at different locations, they would have likely been attributed to different species.
Photo: An oddball skull from a site in the former Soviet republic of Georgia has sparked a debate over early human evolution. (Georgian National Museum)
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*
PATRIARCHY
i can’t stress enough how language is defined by its use
you’re not really misusing a word if you’re using it in its most popular definition because there’s no way i could tell anyone that something is “terrific” and have EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MEAN IT INSPIRES TERROR GOD YOU’RE ALL SOOOOO STUPID
clinging to archaic definitions and being a language purist in general is so dumb for real like 50% of our language now is butchered latin mixed with shakespearean chatspeak
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