i try not to be mean to my roommate but its really really really hard sometimes

my roommate once sent me an email that only said “XD”

my roommate is a beautiful woodland creature who must be protected at all costs

my roommate thinks archer isn’t funny but she loves big bang theory

my roommate got upset when i told her she shouldn’t write her paper in Papyrus

sickslickman:
“ There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.
Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.
That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.
”

sickslickman:

There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet.

Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post.

That’s the kind of power Stephen King has.

(via the-noravirus)

awwww-cute:
“ A baby kangaroo in pajamas
”

awwww-cute:

A baby kangaroo in pajamas

(via the-noravirus)

richwhitelesbian:

girls only want me for my wingspan and beautiful plumage

(via meladoodle)

kaworusankles:
“ why isn’t there a Nicki Minaj anime yet
”

kaworusankles:

why isn’t there a Nicki Minaj anime yet

(via potterpeachprincess)

asker

dirtlord asked: "Get in the robot, Shinji," Gendo says. Shinji, feeling sassy, responds: "whateva, dad,"

b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827:

a line from the unused draft of neon genesis evangelion episode 1

sunnyinoregon:
“ A safe place to play
”

sunnyinoregon:

A safe place to play

(via kmths)

i don’t even know who to hate anymore