publicshaming:

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Life advice from someone too lazy to fold their own laundry. 

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skillrex:
“ checkmate, fuckers
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floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

julie, while eating pistachios: “aww a baby one, so cute… ugh it tasted weird. thats why babies should not exist.”

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

The great wifi outage of 2013.

incredible. 5 stars. nine oscars

im still mad about legend of korra — me, every day, to anyone who will listen (via eva-420)

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blessphemy:

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

my roommate once sent me an email that only said “XD”

XD

cassidy tries to be funny

*succeeds in being funny

who’s laughing, cassidy? i’m not laughing. is anyone laughing? feel free to comment

you wound me

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OMG is it too late for me to join in? XD

all of you disgust me

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floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

my roommate once sent me an email that only said “XD”

XD

cassidy tries to be funny

*succeeds in being funny

who’s laughing, cassidy? i’m not laughing. is anyone laughing? feel free to comment

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creeprall:

in the middle of a sweltering desert, you find yourself craving something to drink. on the horizon, you see a beautiful pink-haired pop star holding a bottle of water. you run to her only to find nothing. it was just a nicki mirage.

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floorplan-ofmyheadandheart:

jeezypetes:

my roommate once sent me an email that only said “XD”

XD

cassidy tries to be funny

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animals are so important

recorrupted:
“ “ vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
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I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
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recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

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