Creatures of the night shy away from Halloween. They find it all much too crass.
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The annual Pumpkin Bash at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, Washington gives animals, big and small, tasty pumpkin treats that they can smash, bash, stomp, and chomp as zoo goers get to witness the cute scene. The Halloween events are usually held for a couple of weeks at the end of October and the Pumpkin Bash is October 29th and 30th, so if you’re in the area, be sure to check it out! [Article] [Woodland Park Zoo Blog]
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i hope i never have to go into the army, and go fight on the battlefield, and get shot with a hundred bullets while my comrades cradle my broken bleeding body and cry and sob while i slowly painfully pass away. that would be so embarrassing
he reminds me of me
that’s a she
aaaand that is the basis of ouran high school host club
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See, what you need to understand is that “Not all guys are like that” is never going to work. Because you’re answering an entirely different conversation than what women are actually saying.
You think women are saying “Every man is a predator and a danger to me.” And…
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im really excited for the next Doubtful text post that comes across my dash bc i just snipped this baby straight outta the facebooks

Why do we sleep? To clean our brains, say US scientists (The Guardian)
Scientists in the US claim to have a new explanation for why we sleep: in the hours spent slumbering, a rubbish disposal service swings into action that cleans up waste in the brain.
Through a series of experiments on mice, the researchers showed that during sleep, cerebral spinal fluid is pumped around the brain, and flushes out waste products like a biological dishwasher.
The process helps to remove the molecular detritus that brain cells churn out as part of their natural activity, along with toxic proteins that can lead to dementia when they build up in the brain, the researchers say.
Maiken Nedergaard, who led the study at the University of Rochester, said the discovery might explain why sleep is crucial for all living organisms. “I think we have discovered why we sleep,” Nedergaard said. “We sleep to clean our brains.”
Writing in the journal Science, Nedergaard describes how brain cells in mice shrank when they slept, making the space between them on average 60% greater. This made the cerebral spinal fluid in the animals’ brains flow ten times faster than when the mice were awake.
whowilltellthe-storyofyourlife:
If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.
BLESS YOU
to everyone who thought that he was a huge asshole
He only gets pissed at people who should know better - he’s not the damn incredible hulk he’s actually a huge sweetie
^^^ THANK ^^^
He’s usually nice to people in Master Chef. He’s only rude in Hells Kitchen which is mostly for the views and well it’s his restaurant people are fucking up.
and the main reason for his yelling in kitchen nightmares is that the restaurants are serving expired food
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how do boys look good without makeup
#you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin
thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though
One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think about this all the damn time.


