hauntedmarch:
“ corgisandboobs:
“ “No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else.” ”
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something
”

hauntedmarch:

corgisandboobs:

“No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else.”

Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something

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Yeah I know, everybody wants me to be happy, everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t they get frustrated and stop talking to me, or they trick me into buying them ice cream and then shove me into a clothes dryer. Which, I didn’t want to happen with you guys, so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you could help me. — Abed Nadir (Community 1x17, Physical Education.)

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A Message For Everyone

beatonna:
“ What it’s like to be stupid
”

beatonna:

What it’s like to be stupid 

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babybootercups:

date a girl who reads (the necronomicon)

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youngandhopeless:
“ HAHAHAHHAHA
”

youngandhopeless:

HAHAHAHHAHA

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minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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ishispooky:
“ Incredible
”

ishispooky:

Incredible

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loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

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missxhorror:
“ colormemanda:
“ kylieamore:
“ chloeaulait:
“ original-redwood:
“ The cat isn’t set on fire, it is a bit of her fur. Chill.
”
I despise people.
”
I hate people.
”
LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU A LITTLE STORY!
when I was a youngin, I had a...

missxhorror:

colormemanda:

kylieamore:

chloeaulait:

original-redwood:

The cat isn’t set on fire, it is a bit of her fur. Chill.

I despise people.

I hate people.

LET ME TELL ALL OF YOU A LITTLE STORY!
when I was a youngin, I had a neighbor about my age with a bunch of cats. There was one he had that he called Coco, and she was a beautiful little brown tabby who was most definitely the runt of her litter. So she was easier to pick on. This fucker set her whiskers on fire. WHISKERS ARE THE MOST SENSITIVE PART ON A CATS BODY. THEY USE THEM TO NAVIGATE IN THE DARK. This little cat came over to our house singed and in massive amounts of pain, and she never came out of our house again. Her name is Heidibelle, she has lived with us for eight years now, and she acts like a mother cat would towards my brother, sister, and myself. Every night she goes into all of our rooms to make sure we are safe and sleeping soundly. If one of us is upset, she comes to make sure we are okay. My Heidibelle is lucky, and I think she knows it because she has gifted us by being an amazing, loving kitty when she had every right to be distrustful of people everywhere.

HARMING ANIMALS IS SERIAL KILLER BEHAVIOR! YOU ARE A SICK, TWISTED, AWFUL HUMAN BEING IF YOU THINK HARMING INNOCENT ANIMALS IS FUN! Instead of regulating gun laws, we should regulate pet owners. My Heidibelle was lucky, but not every creature is. NO ANIMAL DESERVES TO BE IN A HOME LIKE THIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU “DONT LIKE CATS” OR “ARENT A DOG PERSON” OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HARM A CREATURE THAT, WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE, WANTS NOTHING BUT LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE.

Now everyone fucking forgive me I gotta get off tumblr and hug all my animals because this shit pisses me off and hurts my heart more than anything else ever could.

Her real name is listed someone should file an animal abuse complaint and have her pay for this. She lives in Redlands, California.

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cubeybooby:
“ joannablackhart:
“ Welp. Never buying Jelly Belly Again.
source
”
i guess i’m buying fruity candy canes from somebody else this year thx
”

cubeybooby:

joannablackhart:

Welp. Never buying Jelly Belly Again.

source

i guess i’m buying fruity candy canes from somebody else this year thx

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