sometimes i seem bored and expressionless because im being cool & deadpan, but other times its because i am actually dead on the inside
Opalized wood from Virgin Valley, Nevada.
The layered opalized wood structure (brown) contains “easter eggs” (3-5 mm) of fire opal that are open-space fillings of pipe-like vessels (seen in cross section) known as xylem that serve as avenues of water transport from roots to leaves.
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[TV infomercial clip of a middle aged white woman struggling to fit all the garbage in a garbage can into her mouth and becoming visibly frustrated]
hi there. im here to tell you about a product that will change your life forever. bite sized trash cans
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
i was like 1/3 of the way through eating this apple from the dining hall when i suddenly realized it tasted good??? like a nice, tart, crispy apple?? AMAZING
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
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mass producing your fake revolution
the fucking irony
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