im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
rumble spheres
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by Christiane Slawik
thsnk you Christiane Slawik for this horse thanks,youfor makeing this horse This is a good horse you did a good job on,this horse nice work love yr work nice thanks you hopeyou keep making more hoereses.
lol basic edition v.1
Welcome to the
hungerdw 50th celebration games! the last person standing without having caused considerable damage to themselves or others wins!WHAT YOU’LL NEED
- An alcoholic drink (not too strong, children!)
- A very strong shot- i’d recommend Liquid Cocaine, The New York Way or something plainer, like After Five, Jager Bomb, Screaming Orgasm or a straight Tequila shot!
- Details on how to contact your nearest health service- top tip! if you don’t live in a country with a free health care policy, then make sure to have enough money to pay for your care needs!
RULES
- every time something/someone in a box appears, take a swig or your favourite alcoholic drink.
- wait! that box has a star in it? well then, place that drink to one side, and take a shot instead- the stronger the better!
- if applicable (see the bingo card for details) take two shots! or more! who cares, it’ll be depressing as fuck anyway!
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Ya sure.. leave the Lean Cuisine face down on the floor like that…. definitely WONT grow legs & turn into a Lean cuisine turtle.. *smirks*
Bronies were so CUTE in concept at first too
Dudes embracing femininity, loving Kids Show, very cute
How did that go wrong
when they started masturbating to cartoon female ponies
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i really really really want to love steven universe but
Sort of a short story. This is more an art/literature piece of writing than an adventure, and it is probably one of the most utterly spooky things I have ever read.
“If you ride fast enough, the Specialist can’t catch you.”
“What’s the Specialist?” Samantha says. Bicycles are okay, but horses can go faster.
“The Specialist wears a hat,” say the babysitter. “The hat makes noises.”
She doesn’t say anything else.
(I do not know whether that’s a typo, because it is the sort of story where I am never quite sure.)
this story has always creeped me the fuck out
Kelly Link is one of the best short story writers I’ve ever found and if you like this fic you should get Pretty Monsters and have feels forever.
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Neutrois, agendered, or genderless is to the spectrum of gender as asexuality is to the spectrum of sexuality.
Just as asexuality is not celibacy, as asexuality denotes an absence of interest rather than a state of self-imposed abstinence (with which it is often confused, much to the frustration of ace people everywhere), genderlessness is not a state of having rejected the gender binary or the gender spectrum as a whole- it is an absence of a gender identity, of any gender identity, of the masculine, the feminine, of any combination therein, and of all that lies outside of that which can still be quantified as gender. (About which I have no idea, but I’m certain something, or rather, a multitude of somethings, exist nonetheless.)
It’s so gross outside today, but I got new horns ~(0 w 0)~
#remembralls are the most fucking USELESS things in the entire magical realm#they don’t do shit except make you confused and upset
for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe
well i can cross that off my list of random questions that still bother me
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Gekijouban Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica III Hangyaku no Monogatari
The Rebellion Story: First 3 minutes
