only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
welcome to nightvale pioneered a branch of humour and poetry known as “surrealism,” they were the first ones to do this and have gone on to inspire countless other creators including david lynch
This should be a book for kids.
this should be a book for ADULTS
A video of what happens when you break an egg open 60 feet below the water.
this is my favorite kind of video. a random awesome thing that i didnt know i wanted to watch.
(via sempiternus-noctem)
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
and then
….Miss USA.
we had to be a fucking transformer
(via slipstreamborne)
just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bb
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
killing 2 birds with 1 stone makes sense. not easy to find even 1 stone the right size & heft for birdkillings. why insist on a fresh stone for each kill













