maximumyaoi:

people who get offended by the word “cis”

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maggotmaster:
“ Some shit I just can’t make up.
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maggotmaster:

Some shit I just can’t make up.

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outofcontextbuffy:
“ season 2 episode 7 - Lie to Me
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petition for this to replace the michael cera “forced laugh” reaction picture from the show arrested development

outofcontextbuffy:

season 2 episode 7 - Lie to Me

petition for this to replace the michael cera “forced laugh” reaction picture from the show arrested development

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

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wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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fuck i can’t believe that just happened

im still in shock