nika: yes
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
- Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
- Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
- Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
- Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
- Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
- Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
- Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
matt smith has stupid hair
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE
NO JEEZYPETES. BAD.
also dr. who is not a very good show
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Captains Log. Stardate 91495.83. A meteorite crashed through the window again last nite. Another rectangular prismoid w/ attached note reading “fuck of nerd”. could be a message
I have no doubt you are familiar with the fan and sprinkle maneuver, students. After all, there have been numerous pamphlets published on the subject.
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season 3 episode 22- Graduation Day (Part 2)
i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”
the twilight one is like abstract poetry
the harry potter one make sense just like this
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i fucking hate listening to my roommate talking to her bf on the phone bc literally every other thing they to each other is “i love you” like sriously that is no way to hold a conversation and also it makes me wanna barf
*sinks a cool ass oil well* There it is, boys. texas tea. the black gold. fossil juice. boomboom stew. long-time-ago water. ground chowder