A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it.
Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.
For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit. I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner.
I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.
Heels the size you wish your dick was.
This is very important
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I…I can’t even say anything about this. The description is better than anything I could say.
“Once you get the zing you can’t go back.
Jane West has everything a woman could want. A job in a small Montana town’s only adult store, two busy young boys and one dead husband. Everything except a little excitement—a little zing. But that changes one summer morning at a garage sale when her kids buy some garden gnomes.
Now someone wants those gnomes and will let nothing get in their way. Including Jane. This new excitement for Jane spells trouble for a relationship with new neighbor—and hot fireman—Ty Strickland. Can Jane and Ty handle a relationship meddling mother-in-law, crazy kids, and stay alive while trying to solve the mystery of the garden gnomes?”Editor’s note: This is like the feature-length version of that one Ikea commercial.
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If a report of mugging was treated like a report of rape.
Word indeed.
WORD
Literally crying. This is put into great perspective…
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Flight of the Conchords - Feel Inside (and stuff like that) long version
matt smith has stupid hair
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE
NO JEEZYPETES. BAD.
also dr. who is not a very good show
*neck cracks and head turns horizontal*
What did you say?
i said “also dr. who is not a very good show”
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the shadows are closing in on me, they’re coming and the electricity burrows into my hair follicles - maggots to roadkill, and the insides of my eyeballs are harboring the embryos of reptiles that dig their claws against my retinae. somebody is screaming ten octaves below and the fridge hums in…
holy shit dude
If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.
With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.
Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots.
Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.
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every time i log onto tumblr someone’s gone and 3d printed another goddamn thing
this is easily the most repelling, morbid thing ive seen in my life
im fairly certain all of these children are dead bodies being controlled like marionettes
Probably the cutest thing ever
guys can we just remember how freaking cute this is
Adorable tiny horse.
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i asked periwinkle to write a tumblr post and she wrote :
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