people who dye their hair are so much more edgy than people who dont dye their hair
popular overused jokes are always funny up until the point when i stop doing them and then they must be unfunny to everyone. they will then proceed to be funny again when i do the joke ironically 3 months later. thanks for listening
I like my men how I like my juice
i hate to tell you that putting humans through a blender and packaging them in nifty little plastic bottles is probably illegal
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(via vulpinecyanide)
i hate how it says ‘post’ instead of publish now. before the change i felt like an author and the textposts were my uninteresting, unfunny, very short books
If Homestuck was just about these two snarking at each other nonstop I would still read it
What the unholy hell did I just read
welcome to homestuck
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(via venort)
nayx:
this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
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(via vulpinecyanide)
when i die and that Death dude comes for me i’m just gonna pretend like im sleepin, just layin there all innocent, then grab for his robe and dash into a new body while he tries to cover his bony ass with that weird farm tool he carries around