(via kmths)
(via bowiesnippleantennae)
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
(via witchydarling)
Dads just said ‘just flew in from Boston… And boy are my legs tired!! Hahaha didnt see that one coming…. Cause it was a pedal plane!! Hahaha gottem again!!’
Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire, you have provided a spark that, left unattended, may grow into an inferno that destroys Panem.
(via crystalgardian)
jeezypetes replied to your post: I forgot a knife but that’s okay because THE LORD gave me opposable thumbs and calcified teeth
WHO DID YOU KILL
come come now don’t get hysterical I didn’t KILL anybody
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ok cool hmu if you need help thinking of who to Kill
(via blessphemy)
Seagull_watches_hermit_crab_then_gets_a_shell_for_itself_too_use_as_a_house.mp4
there’s a million cool stories happening in the sewer. roaches riding rats into battle against the alligators. not that you even care