the reason ocean is salty is cause of mermaids getting dumped by their fish boyfriends and crying for hours. their parents try to comfort them by saying “there are always more fish in the sea” but that just makes things worse
i wish i hadn’t had to break up with my boyfriend AND katy perry within a few days of each other… sometimes the pain is just too much :/
marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 2x02 Some Assembly Required
Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody’s paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me.
(via boredn0w)
(via vulpinecyanide)
The flesh may be weak, officer, but the will is strong *continues writing unbelievably good riposte to socialized medicine in pen on the side of a dumpster*
reminder that these trees are full grown. amazing.
goodbye
(via fishy-lin)
