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Community - Season 5 - Promo (Unblocked Version)
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
(via venort)
I still don’t understand why political parties are called “parties”. like where is the beer? who wants to pop bottles? why isn’t barack playing pong with me? did Romney just roll a joint? nobody knows
The real important part of this cover is the horse back there practicing Michael Jackson’s anti-gravity lean dance move. I’m glad he has a supportive horse friend to critique.
i just realized how weird of a time this is to be drunk
i just realized that the front of my hair is all crusty with what i hope is saliva its v disconcerting and also gross
AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOT RAMEN NOODLE FELL IN MY BRA this is the most erotic thing that has ever happened to me
I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
(via ticklemehomo)
